This week Dave implores you to "follow the money," Jon interviews a gardener, and Cody is a terrible funeral home salesman. Also, PRIMARILY!
This week Jacob Keller joins us on the show to talk about his upcoming short film "Super" and to play some improv games with us. Jon tries to justify the clown paintings, Cody objects to the funkiness, and Dave is a mermaid. Also, FUNK FUNK!
This week Dave wants a tour of the building, Cody doesn't like clowns, and Jon doesn't know where it comes from. Also, it couldn't have been fishier!
This week Cody congratulates himself, Dave has been adulting like crazy, and Jon makes the case for Salisbury Steaks. Also, why does it smell like cherries?!
This week Dave wants to live creative, Jon exposes the lies of the great twitterbot machine before your very eyes, and Cody will be safe from smoke inhalation. Also, this is not a toy!
This week Jon critiques Dave's salami, Kristen gets excited about sharks, Cody experiences the blue screen of literal death, and Dave was tired of waiting for Jon's cooking. Also, there are such boobs!
This week Dave tells us all about diatomaceous earth, Jon tells us all about a Guinness folk tale, and Cody tells us all about his mantra from high school. Also, can you guess how many jelly beans are in this episode?
This week Jon decries the variety of Red Bull can label designs.
This week Dave saw the eclipse (IT WAS AMAZING!), Cody was not part or party to that in any way shape and/or form, and Jon screams in a federal courthouse. Also, say fifteen Hail Mary's and you'll be good.
Jon talks about the plastic six pack rings.
This week Casey is still here regretting his words, Jon is good at feet, Dave is not a good manager, and Cody gives Jon a new nickname. Also, TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This week Dave was too lazy to know what the date is, Jon is in a long existential nightmare, Casey feels that the meerkat is his spirit animal, and Cody is looking forward to the tragedy. Also all is lost... this is Hell... thanks a lot for joining us... you are damned... abandon all hope... goodnight folks!
This week Cody wants to grab some bountiful nuggets, Dave is not a vampire, and Jon made some killer tacos. Also what is a pet name, actually?
This week Dave starts off a little drunk, Cody is keeping it worldly, and Jon wants to know what day it is. Also, New Jersey doesn't have a link. (AND THAT'S ALL JUST IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES! #VALUE)
This week Jeremy returns to visit the Moon, Dave is learning his numbers, Jon develops an alligator algorithm, and Cody had a bad salmon experience. Also, you're on Troll Dick duty!
This week Jeremy joins us as an erotic disembodied voice from the past, Cody doesn't get the performance art, Dave's piracy is deflected, and Jon fails to pee in a cup. Also, GIVE PAP-PAP A BUMP!
This week Jon wants to write the Declaration of Independence, Cody wants to fight Uncle Sam, and Dave wants to collect interesting sticks. Also, happy birthday America!
This week Jon sits down to chat with writer, actor, producer, director, and all around genius, Rodderick "Roddy" Bodkins. Roddy will be writing, producing, and starring in a six-week festival showcasing one-man-productions of the complete works of William Shakespeare. Some names, dates, characters, lines of dialog, and plots may have been changed in order to bring the imperfect into a new understanding via the duality of the two parts, that being of conflict. At least, that's what Roddy says...
This week Dave thinks you should release the information, Jon is not one of the people who likes the new revamp, and Cody is at it again with the so-called "death traps." Also, I'm not a doctor... but I am amazing.
This week Will comes back to let Jon into Heaven, Cody thinks Chad is funny, Jon knows what grenades do, and Dave wants to be reimbursed for his teeth. Also, the fun outweighs the lack of fun!