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David Paterson is Producer and Co-Host for the show. He is a singer, civil servant, and audiobook producer when he's not podcasting. David received a Bachelor of Music degree in Music Theory & Composition from Sac State in 2011. Sometimes he puts those skills to work for the podcast by recording theme songs, segment jingles, thank you songs for the listeners, or incidental music to enhance a scene. David is the more curmudgeonly member of the trio and he often insists on taking the fun and mystery out of things by imposing his allegedly scientific and skeptical world-view on others. If you are curious about those audiobooks you can visit his website to see what is there. If you want to hear some music, check out his Soundcloud page.


Jonathan Hansen is the brains of the outfit, and labors under the misapprehension that he can sing. Any casual listener will easily recognize his deeply keen understanding of history and not-at-all-fake cultural anthropology which he is able to expound upon with great facility. It's a small wonder that he hasn't yet been snatched up by some prestigious university somewhere to lecture as an honorable guest. He is currently working for The Man but still finds time to meticulously weave plots and innuendos together in a global schematic architecture of sublime evil genius. One day, World... one day... Jonathan is also an accomplished Dungeon Master (dice, not whips), barbecue master-in-training, and something else with the word "master" in it.


Cody Parcell is the best-looking member of the Wasting ALL the Time team, which is why his picture is the biggest. Cody is a websited voice actor, audiobook producer, and all around bad-ass. He is responsible for the onerous task of providing the podcast's in-studio laugh-track and self-congratulations. It's hard work but somebody's got to do it. Cody received a Bachelor of Arts degree in Communications, which is why he is in charge of communicating the Questionnaise and Listener Suggested Scenes to us. The education shows. As if he hadn't already accumulated enough laurels upon which he might comfortably rest, he has also studied multiple disciplines of martial arts, taken lessons in violin, given lessons in stage combat, performed in local theater productions, acted as Master of Ceremonies for a major awards ceremony, and kicked some serious ass in League of Legends. Regardless, some people say he is a loser. (citation needed)