Welcome to Wasting ALL the Time!
This week it's all about the cheesecake. Jon doesn't like it, Dave can't get it, Cody won't sell it, and special guest Will doesn't know what it is. Also, put on your flak jackets, it's time for a bulleted list!
This episode is brought to you by the Traveler Beer Co. whether they know it or not. This week Jenni returns to promote every thing, Jon exposes (if not explains) the quintessential existential, Cody got juiced (as the kids say) and Dave keeps stealing cigars. Also, OMGTAHFTCAMFIGTKMWDIHSMW?!
This week Mrs. Brown isn't there but Jenni is! After a brief digression into foot puns, they get to business. Cody was hobnobbing, Dave promotes triangles, Jon yells at kindergartners, and Jenni wants lots of real furry golden marble mummy-cats. Also, what's a substitute?
On this special historical episode of the podcast we mark the 239th anniversary of American independence with a series of vignettes in answer to your own questions! Thanks to Will, Kell, and Gwen in particular for your submissions. [Approved for public release by NSA reviewer #76]
This week Jon hates sugar cookies, Dave hates getting stabbed, and Cody is too exhausted to hate anything after his artistic expression. Also, this is all on the record. Also also, this episode was intended for next week but got moved up to this week. #Behindthescenes
This week Jon is quitting the opera, Dave is quitting his religion, and Cody is quitting Dave. Also, Friedrich F*cking Nietzsche!
This week Dave ruins the concept of a segue, Jon helps dump brains, and Cody wants to eat a pair of big melons. Also, JAWS (the shark movies, not the Bond villain).
This week Dave wants to know what your vegetables are called, Cody can't stop taking notes, and Jon endures his first prostate exam. Also, enemies are dumb.
This week, on a very special episode of Wasting ALL the Time - A Podcast...
Dave gets drunk, Cody gets drunk, Jon gets drunk, and Sarah is several months sober. Also, remember to drink responsibly!
This week Will returns to make it sexy, Cody's got a wicked rack, Dave passes out radiation badges, and Jon is just guessing. Also, Skeletor is the de facto answer. #HostTalk
This week Jon wants to know if lightning strikes the clock-tower, Cody was just trying to have a little fun in the middle of the day, Will is like a visionary, and Dave most certainly did NOT get the memo. Also, INCREDIBLE!
This week the guys are here to fill your need with purpose. Jon would like to cut down on the property damage that occurs when he drinks, Cody has crafted a complex interplay of not-color, and Dave is not a scientist/contractor/Jamba Juice employee/lawyer/scientist(again)/entomologist/philosopher. Also, the only law is shooting zombies.
It's another bonus episode with some Twittershins and a Listener Suggested Scene! Jon nails the sh*t out of his presentation, Dave cautions against the "post hoc, ergo propter hoc" fallacy, and Cody was kinda hoping to avoid that fork. Also, can you un-invite someone to a podcast once they've already done over a hundred episodes?
This week, Dave remembers but some people are too young to remember, Jon helps Justin Bieber figure some stuff out, and Cody relies too much on GPS. Also, how is this not a boat?!
This week Kell finally gets her thank you song! Dave would appreciate some clarification (or not), Jon feels that the rhythm was a little bit off, and Cody sells better bananas. Also, "never was there a tale of such woe..."
This week, Cody received his Monarch-by-Mail certification, Dave may or may not be a robot, and Jon wants to buy trash in order to get his ex-girlfriend back. Also, don't drink the burnables.
Hey everybody!! It's a BONUS episode. We haven't had one of these in a long while! Here is a section of the Improv Game of the Week that we cut for time. Enjoy!
This week the guys share some Latin facts and risk a teachable moment. Dave really needs a leaf blower, Cody wants some mac and cheese, and Jon can't get good help for his heists anymore. Also, "rise-up-lights."
This week, Cody doesn't want to go to the Moon, Dave is unimpressed by charity, and Jon literally did something in a metaphorical sense. Also, I thought you were going to say "Mussolini."
This week, Dave's not sick anymore, Jon wants to completely alter the PBJ, and Cody lies to people. Also, CARTAZINGA!!!