Welcome to Wasting ALL the Time!
All in Episode
This week Dave gives his three months notice, Cody recommends breakfast roulette, Jon has a going away party, and Jes is pretty sure she's a duck god. Also, show up for the first ever faster-than-light quarter mile!
This week Jes dispels rumors of an art demon, Cody asked for an autograph, Dave had his first day on the new job, and Jon doesn't want to end up with a continuation of the plot that involves a trial of any kind. Also, St. Big Bird, pray for me!
This week Cody is a super genius, Dave learns something about himself, Jes is calling you ugly, and Jon was sent Siegfried (the half-a-squirrel). Also, it's not a moustache, it's a beard hat!
This week Jon is shaking flowers, Jes is in the market for a goat, Dave can't get to the almonds, and Cody is very serious. Also, you know how Marty is about things that are perceived as uni-taskers!
This week Dave is going to say it that way out of spite, Cody explains the importance of ball-handling, and Jes is quitting for the second time. Also, do you need to blink?!
This week Jes likes to find the nooks and crannies of financing, Jon is staring down the barrel of this Southern Hemisphere thing, Dave is SO with the times, and Cody went a little deep cut on that (sorry). Also, it's a cart!
This week Cody is the Logic Liquid Man, Jon takes us back to the times before antivirus, Jes doesn't want to go Destiny's Child on anyone, and Dave supports you one-hundo pee. Also, it was on the way!
This week Jon "hmmmmed" disapprovingly, Dave invents ironic devices, and Cody feels edified. Also, good evening!
This week Dave isn't thanking his apples, Jon is in the wrong woods, Cody is concerned about Olive Oyl, and Jes is making people jump out windows with her genius. Also, a cave of wonders (teeth)!
This week Jes wants a family, Dave wants to lock it down, and Cody wants immortality. Also, remember: The Universe does not care about you. It too big!
This week Cody is going to attempt to eat his way out, Dave is a fan of the ambiance, and Jes is the fastest tour guide. Also, too spicy!
This week Jon is a skeptic, Dave gives a eulogy, and Cody contributes testimony. Also, I've got more questions than answers!
This week Dave is unsure about the next step, Jes is going to start filing HR paperwork, Cody is pissed at Goodyear, and Jon is a reputable doctor. Also, there are no limits!
This week Cody offers up an award, Dave offers a correction of pronunciation, Jon offers forgiveness, and Jes offers some General Mills Lucky Charms. Also, SUCK IT!
This week Jon tries to provide directions, Dave wants to make some trades, Cody is looking to... expand his substance horizons, and Jes is going to investigate a vending machine. Also, Kyle got cropped!
This week Dave is a billionaire, Cody exposes Big Bat, Jon was wondering about spiders, and Jes hands off the talking stick. Also, I'm going to put these monkeys back in the barrel!
This week Jes checks out her Netflix, Dave is the opposite of a silver lining, Cody is a good spirit, and Jon provides political costuming advice. Also, let's just say... it was bound to happen!
This week Cody brought it back around against all odds, Jes is going to be eaten by a mechanical T-Rex, Jon is Emperor Salsatine, and Dave brings his classic never-say-die attitude. Also, we're better/faster/stronger!
This week Jon is not going to get mad, Cody pulls a lever, Dave leads the service at whale church, and Jes is getting too many puppies. Also, bears are cute!
This week Dave got squished by the best, Jes is looking to build the Flavortown Lodge, Cody warns you against mango-watermelon, and Jon is just trying to enforce the laws. Also, put on the Victorian dress before you die!