Welcome to Wasting ALL the Time!
This week the guys announce that they are unable to endorse reading-related cannibalism. Dave presents some enormous impersonations, Cody meets his quota of disappointing Jon, and Jon leads the hunt for a deadly kitchen appliance from way back when. Also, it's an olfactory experience!
This week there's a non-zero chance that Cody really wants some apples, Jon warns against drinking sugary ocean water, and Dave tries to silence Jon's American rights. Also, holy post-modernism, Batman!
This week Cody bypasses a terrible joke, Jon tries to psyche up some teachers, and Dave thought he saw not-the-moon. Also, positivism is the BEST!
This week Jon has decided to invest in a tattoo, Dave is looking to get there in style, and Cody has business ideas to suggest. Also, Cake Day, USA!!
This week Cody wants to shame mustard users, Will knows what the reference is, Jon doesn't like today because it's stupid, and Dave attempts to devise a naught knot, not a nought knot. Also, that's a good snuggle right there!
This week Will returns to rob a credit union, Dave is relatively poor, Jon rolls around on the ground, and Cody is a frustrated director. Also, did I say sardines?
This week the 5-year-old agenda writer strikes again! Dave gets into a heated debate about the "C-word," Cody wants his investments to be more conservative (and less risque), and Jon really tries his hardest to explain alarm clocks but the others won't have ANY of it. Also, PLBY, please!
Let us tell you a story about a story where a story is told by a storyteller pertaining to three storytellers telling spooky stories to one another... until they realize their own stories are not what they thought! Jon, Cody, and Dave are a little preoccupied this Halloween, so enjoy the scary tale of a tale of a tale (etc.)!
This week Dave and Cody are doing whatever they want while Jon takes the week off. It's probably the most banana-less episode yet! Also, black and white are colors.
This week Jon has made an ominous deal with a silent business partner, Cody gets fooled by a coat, and Dave is a grouch. Also, have fun doing whatever you're doing at the moment! (Also also, don't forget to send in your Halloween themed scene suggestions soon!)
This week Cody is willing to murder a thousand puppies, Dave is ready to write his memoirs, and Jon cheated on his car. Also, thanks for putting up with us being assholes!
This week the real life in-the-flesh Cody returns and confuses dog breeds, Jon killed a dolphin with a harpoon gun, and Dave walks out on the first annual Condiment Convention. Also, this whole episode may be apocryphal.
This week we play our first-ever voicemail! Jon gives the elevator pitch of his life, Dave is trying to sell a miraculous grilled cheese sandwich, and Cody is on "vacation." Also, whoah! What's up with everyone being crazy?! <-(that's an "interrobang")
This week Jon sings loud, Cody is just glad to have been there, and Dave has to explain the joke. And that's all just within the first two minutes. Also, there are WAY worse things that people can SnapChat you.
This week Jon is screwing in light bulbs, Dave is obsessing over No Man's Sky, and Cody is ever-so-wise. Also, sorry to interrupt...
This week the guys discuss cheeze whiz as a high-status product. Jon is the worst person, Dave gets excited when he hears "milkshake," and Cody wants to kill Dave. Also, that's a hole-in-one derby!
This week on the show Dave is not French, Jon doesn't really do the bench, and Cody had nothing else. Also, TYRANNOSAURUS REX !
This week, Jon is in the disgusting lemonade business, Cody rarely beats around the bush with nonsense, and Dave juggles a lot as a lawyer. Also, you're probably red/green colorblind.
This week thirteen is the number of sides in a triangle. Dave is right handed, Cody is right handed, and Jon is a minority. Also, murder was the answer all along!
This week it's a full house! Will yells a lot, Dave reads a sentence that is an affront to Mankind, Cody can't feel his tongue no longer, Kristen shares her experiences from the Dagobah System, and Jon gives some critical advice to Lydia. Also, oral comma abuse.